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Beware of obese white women in white cars.  In fact, look in the back of their cars - you may find some Obama signs.  It looks like they’re the primary sign thieves out there.  {Not like they fit the Republican stereotype or anything.} Maybe they like McCain because his name sounds like McDonalds.  Check out these caught-on-tape videos.  The last one is particularly entertaining and almost seems like it’s fake, but if you follow it through the series you’ll see that it isn’t.  No offense to you Obama supporting white girls with a few extra pounds, I know these women don’t speak for you, just thought it was an odd pattern!

…of this last one: Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.

Oh man, I just realized the lady in the first two videos is the same person!