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I’ve noticed that in the OC there are a lot of Christian women with large fake breasts. How do I know they’re fake? Just the size-to-body ratio and the way they sit/stick out. Plus the OC is known for fake tits. How do I know they’re Christian? Cause I’m starin’ at these tits and I notice a cross necklace resting on them, or I see her getting out of an SUV with a cross or Jesus sticker or etc on it.

What’s strange about it to me, and granted I don’t know that much about Christianity/religion, is that you’d think this is hypocritical, or going against the ideas of the religion. If you believe in the biblical god and that he created everything and whatnot, then wouldn’t you be rejecting the way he made you? I’m sure they have some sort of interesting (ridiculous) reasoning for it.

Not that I have anything against fake tits per se, but something seems off about “Honey, don’t forget to bring the flowers with us to church on Sunday, and then I have my appointment to get my big titties on Monday.”