Mar 02 2009
I Can’t Be in Love if it’s Plastic
I used to think plastic was like one of the coolest things ever when I was a teenager. Now I find myself really not liking it. Reasons:
- The environmental hazard of it. It’s half-life is like 20,000 years or something.
- The human hazard of it. Recently they’ve been finding that a lot of plastic bottles leak bullshit into your drinks. A lot of bottle makers are even like “don’t be re-using this bottle oooohhh!”
- The cheapness of it. It’s just like, a cheap fucking replacement for solid dope shit. I know there are a lot of places where it’s beneficial to use it, but you know what I’m talking about. Plastic cookware and shit like that, I don’t like that.
- Riding off #3, it just like represents to me a crapping down of society. Like we used to make shit that lasted, now we’ve got this designed for obsolete 90% plastic bullshit that is only respectable enough to piss on.
- It’s made out of fucking OIL, dogg.
- It’s not real enough. Like, it’s made out of such a chemical process. It’s too fake. I like the real motherfuckin glass, motherfuckin metal SHIT!
THE END.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Yes, I need to find some glass or ceramic tupperware.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
As soon as I saw that heading it just cracked me up. The other annoying thing with plastic is that recycling places act funny when you want to try and recycle your stuff, it’s almost like a ‘no bounds’ zone with them.
March 9th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Yeah that is retarded.
May 21st, 2009 at 11:06 pm
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