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I had thought you guys had your shit straight and held your elections on the weekend, but I guess not?? Anyway, I thought they were this weekend but I found out today that they are tomorrow, now today, polls are probably just opening.

You’ve had a long run of Labour. The atmosphere feels like you’ve been wanting to dump them out of office for the past few years. Now, you guys have the remarkably wonderful option of voting for an alternative leftish party that could actually win! We have no such option here in the U.S. and many of us are extremely jealous.

The warning: Not long ago we had a nice run of having a Democrat in the White House for 8 years, and there was some scandal involved with him, and so after him, we allowed a conservative to take over - possibly the biggest mistake the country has ever made. A lot of us were only sort-of over the Democrats running things, but BOY, what a mistake all those Bush votes were. Summary? Conservatives can fuck shit up reaaaaalll bad-like. REALLY bad. Actually, that’s what they do. David Cameron is a total politician and an idiot.  If you think Labour needs a kicking in the balls, which fuck it, they might as well, I mean you guys never made them really pay for the unreal mistake Blair made of going along with Bush (still can’t fathom how a social dem & conservative could be in bed like that, *shakes head*), then go for it, but please, vote for the Liberal Democrats. I’d love to see them shake up your political establishment anyway. Don’t mind you copying our televised debates , but you don’t need to have our same two-party only rule.  Vote Lib Dems, don’t let those Tories take over man, don’t let Cameron be your P.M.  I’m tellin you…

You’ve got a great chance to fulfill one of Morrissey’s dreams.

*pulls nose out of your business*